Well, I THOUGHT it was good advice....

How to clean your toilet


This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up

And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.




2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.



3.. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.



6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.



9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..

 Sincerely,

The Dog. (LEO)

Got a bone to pick

So my "momma" thinks she is just the bee's knees with her blog. Well, since I RUN this house, I have decided that it is high time I have a blog. Because I am sooo much more interesting than her. Face it, I'm a dog. I get to be lazy all day if I want. I have no responsibility. My best friend is cat (though there is this this really cute dog next door...).
So Momma wouldn't let me in last night just because  I was a little dirty. I mean, come on. She has two kids... Surely she is used to a little dirt by now, right? So instead of getting to come in, I had to brave the cold last night. Thankfully, Toyota kept me warm...
Momma also has a bunch of other cats. Geez. You would not BELIEVE how annoying they can be. She has this one that meows like ALL THE TIME. I like to chase them but Momma catches me sometimes and gets onto me. Oh, and there is this one named Thomas. Ugh. What a sissy. He has to stay inside all the time just because he's declawed. What a sissy boy. And I'm soo much better than him but do I get to stay in all the time? Nooooo.
Momma and Daddy are talking about some big change that is fixing to happen. Something about another baby. (Like they REALLY need another one - I'm just saying) Anyway, I'll blog more later. Got to go chase the cats while Momma is at work. Heheheheheheh!